Humor Quotes · Page 387

“Laughter is the plangent reflection of pain. Laughter acts as a tonic, the surcease for pain.”

— Kilroy J. Oldster

I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think.

— Princess Superstar

Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn't normally try.

— Melinda Clarke

Even in comedy it's important to get your body acquainted with what you're going to do.

— Noureen DeWulf

I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the…

— Bob Beckel

“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.”

— Nenia Campbell

“If somebody doesn't call me a bitch once a day, I figure I'm not doing my job.”

— J.D. Robb

“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”

— Toba Beta

“Whatever genre you deem suitable for your taste – romance, comedy, action, mystery, sci-fi or anything else, make sure it has the…

— Abhijit Naskar

“There's a reason why your toes are forward and your heels backward. It means, step on your past with your heels and…

— Nomthandazo Tsembeni

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes…

— Terry Pratchett

At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes,…

— John Leguizamo

I love playing her Southern-ness. That's a really important aspect of the character, and to me, she's sort of an amalgam of…

— Connie Britton

“I am so sorry to hear of Asher 's passing. I will miss his scientific insight and advice, but even more his…

— Charles Henry Bennett

“Well, where's the hussy now? Is she in Avalon? Does she live in New York? Is she allergic to strawberries? Because I…

— Chelsea Fine

“They could hear people complaining; one surly voice said, "I can't see no gas..." "That's because it's colorless," said Ginny in a…

— J.K. Rowling

Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.

— Christian Morgenstern

“Did you ever do something and right after, you think, “Did that really happen?” Or you can’t even remember what happened? Hmmmmmmmm.”

— Art Hochberg

“He still kept smiling. And his moustache was definitely plotting something.”

— Sonya Lano

You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not.

— Justin Lin

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

— Anonymous

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

— Marion Ross

“You didn't weld it shut or anything like that?" "Yes, stupid me, I forgot.”

— Alastair Reynolds

“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.”

— Mark Twain

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the…

— Jessamyn West

There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this…

— Frank Carson

he puppeteers really responded to it. Patrick Bistrow really responded to it, it's great fun to do improve comedy with puppets.

— Brian Henson

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

— Anonymous

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

— Roger Ebert

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.

— Yahoo Serious

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to…

— Nick Kroll

“I can't do that," I said. "Who'll make sure Tobias gets back safely? He can hardly cross a road without endangering himself.”

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

— Terrence Howard

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

— Jennifer Jones

“If you are fully conscious of your bad decisions, but are still trying to blame your parents, you are an idiot!”

— Sara strong

“Don't talk to me like that! I am your mother! Oh, God the Father, I have raised a monster!”

— Carlos Malvar

He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but…

— Francis Bacon

“Being holed up in here does wonders for making the brain do what it was made for.”

— James Dashner

“It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation”

— M.A. George

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous