“A true prince. One of the finest, least dedicated men in the whole world.” — Joseph Heller Catch 22 Copy Share Image
“I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?” — Carol Maloney Scott Copy Share Image
If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Is not the decisive difference between comedy and tragedy that tragedy denies us another chance? — John Updike Copy Share Image
Pretending that you're very busy talking over phone when you see someone you want to avoid or don't want to talk to. — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
“Kaien Cross: You both entered the room in the same pose! Ooh! If Yuki had seen it, she'd have been so happy!… — Matsuri Hino Copy Share Image
“On some days, writing is wonderful. On the days when it is wonderful, it feels like you are the God of a… — Leigh Whannell Copy Share Image
Tragedy massages the human ego even as comedy deflates it. ... Tragedy pits us against large foes and the trip wire is… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I suddenly recall the arpeggios of laughter lilting across the tender, springtime grass-gay-welling, far-floating, fluent, spontaneous, a bell-like feminine fluting, then suppressed;… — Ralph Ellison Copy Share Image
I never have broken up in comedy, ever. There's something about me that I just don't break on camera - maybe because… — Beth Grant Copy Share Image
“But it isn't hunger that drives millions of armed American Males to forests and hills every autumn, as the high incidence of… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Separating fact and fiction in Inca history is impossible, because virtually all the sources available are Spanish accounts of stories that had… — Mark Adams Copy Share Image
“When I see a spade I call it a spade. I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade!” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“There are many premium writers, yes? Tolstoy, yes? He wrote War , and also Peace , which are both premium books.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“You have points on the tip of your ears." she tilts her head and stares at me." like a big, tall elf.” — Pam Bachorz Copy Share Image
“Never allow yourself to be sapped of your extraordinary energy that is the necessary ingredient for creating something new and progressive.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“She laughed and unfastened her bra, unleashing her breasts like attack dogs” — Nev Fountain Copy Share Image
“Great men are not known by their sizes, but by the greatness in their characters” — OladosuOlatayo Copy Share Image
“How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor. — David Lambert Copy Share Image
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I think the source of SpongeBob's humour is classic, and that's always appealing. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,” — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“You are not in a fit state to come here, if you can't come here without spluttering like a bad pen.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I love you , and I will never ever leave you. and I'm the sweetest liar you'll ever knew. — Ahw Copy Share Image
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” — Anatole France Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk past again?” — Jane Seabrook Copy Share Image
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
It seems to me at this moment that laughing is a serious thing, that it connects us with truth and love and… — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.” — Desiree Williams Copy Share Image
“Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.” — Myrna Ericksen Copy Share Image
“He could do this. He'd survived boot camp. He'd survived combat and the harsh weather of Afghanistan. He could survive broccoli. Probably.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
