“Do you think why not is ultimately a better question than why? Why or why not?” — B.J. Novak Copy Share Image
“The most important thing to remember is that the safe word is for the client; you bring mace.” — Isa K Copy Share Image
When I saw 'The Office' I thought, 'That's it for our type of humour. This has changed comedy for ever.' I loved… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
Comedy thrives on immediacy and I got fed up waiting months to find out if a radio sketch show was being commissioned. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.” — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
I never had a particular brand of comedy, nor did I follow a particular style. — Vivek Copy Share Image
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Mario no tenía humor para la chabacanería y había superado hacía años cualquier tendencia a la promiscuidad” — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
“Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Above all, in comedy, and again and again since classical times, passages can be found in which the level of representation is… — Paul Watzlawick Copy Share Image
There's always something interesting about comedy teams that have the exact same energy. The one time I really noticed that was Will… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to… — Antanas Mockus Copy Share Image
“he was upset. Though hopefully not at her. But upset is a funny thing. It looks for places to direct itself. It’s… — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
“New Rule: If the guy who makes up the poll questions at CNN doesn't want to do it anymore more, he should… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
“I've always had these fantasies about being in a normal family in which the parents come to town and their adult daughter… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Without context, things are not scary. Without context, like humor, horror doesn't work. — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian god damn unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“Atkins knows two kinds of birds: seagulls and the ones that aren't seagulls.” — Iain Sinclair Copy Share Image
Your writing", she said to me, "it's so raw. It's like a sledgehammer, and yet it has humor and tenderness. . . . — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“The first time I came to Deadwood, I got shot in the ass." -Violet Parker” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“He's a good boy, he takes instruction well; I just can't think of enough things to tell him not to do.” — Ferrol Sams Copy Share Image
I've told several writers this, and, again, I get back to it, but if you want to make God smile, tell him… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot… — Vince Offer Copy Share Image
There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.” — Jon in by Van Name Copy Share Image
“My stomach flipped. I stopped. This guy was trending in my mind big time.” — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
“Every man is a story book. It has drama, adventure, comedy, tragedy, fantasy, and romance.” — Sunil Thomas Copy Share Image
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“He's the navigator, he could probably find you a route to Hawaii underwater.” — Jocelyn White Copy Share Image
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy taste changes. It only changes slightly, but there's always a different angle, a different attitude. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
“This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America” — Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov Copy Share Image
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse. — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release. — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
