“And since Rebecca already placed your order five minutes ago, I can only assume that this was an excuse to check out… — Jeanette Battista Copy Share Image
Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter. — Del Close Copy Share Image
I'd actually love to do more comedy, but what I really wanna do is an indie drama - an intense indie road-trip… — Finn Wolfhard Copy Share Image
“My eyes flickered when I heard the Voice inside my head. (You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Come to think of it, Your Majesty, I believe I must still be growing. Either that, or you are shrinking.” — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it. — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
The No 1 priority in TV comedy today is 'don't frighten the horses,' and it's probably No 2 and 3 as well. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“You thought I didn’t notice the way you two looked at each other? I may be old but I’m not blind. I… — Nicola Marsh Copy Share Image
“Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. “I see dead people.” He leaned forward hands on his hips. “Me… — Jennifer Turner Copy Share Image
“Torture?” she asked with a laugh. “My first piece of information I’ll divulge to you? I wouldn’t recommend trying to torture me.… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Honesty without kindness, humor, and goodheartedness can be just mean. From the very beginning to the very end, pointing to our own… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look back at what I just typed and truly question if there is a disconnect between my brain and fingers… — C.E. Kilgore Copy Share Image
I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
The major caveat in all of comedy is that it's all instinctive. There's no true criteria. There is no right or wrong.… — Larry Charles Copy Share Image
“That’s rich, coming from you, Hellcat, I would’ve thought it was impossible for a Vampire to get grey hairs until I met… — Sharon Hannaford Copy Share Image
“Whoever says girls can't work in emergency services has obviously never dialed 911 and talked to a female dispatcher.” — Jun Li Kanashii Copy Share Image
“Ah ha!" the Doc screeched suddenly, wheeling around. "The salicylic acid! Maybe it SHOULD have been heated first!” — Clare Havens Copy Share Image
“What...what about when I'm married?” “We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.” — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.” — Kasie West Copy Share Image
“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Americans don't like puns and plays on words, which is totally opposite in the comedy world to France or even Italy and… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
“Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.” — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“I used to be a Christian, but I decided to follow the teachings of Jesus instead.” — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Have you ever listened to folk music? Let's face it, a lot of folk music is all about dead sailors, mad witches,… — Marie Browne Copy Share Image
'Rubberneck' has nothing to do with comedy, nor does it follow comedic people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at my laughter lines and wonder what on earth could have been that funny.” — Mark Lamprell Copy Share Image
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“O sangramento da lua só me deixa abalada durante três dias num mês. Uma pila torna um homem potencialmente estúpido a qualquer… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
“Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
