It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they arenot to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment. — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all types of film, not just comedy, although I love comedy. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
“Fuckhead: The name’s MariKETA. Go to hell, The WITCH, doing a creepy spell somewhere right now.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I used a light hand with my makeup because I wanted to look good without looking like a good time.” — Marta Acosta Copy Share Image
“If you wanna live a good life, start thinking positive and start talking positive. Use your brains and mind.” — Reason Makhubela Copy Share Image
“I worked in a grocery store my whole life, Honey-girl. I know what lonely housewives think of this.” “I meant the baby,… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“He knew from experience that true and obvious ideas, such as the ineffable wisdom and judgment of the Great God Om, seemed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You’d really give up your big, swanky apartment?” “If you don’t want to move in there with me, yes.” “But you love… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“Logically, when Maestro Gott some years ago, after an especially cruel critic had compared him to "a zombie who causes acute depression… — Terje B. Englund Copy Share Image
Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“People need hope Michael, as much as they need a leader. You and Gabe are the answer to both of those things.… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Men came in and dragged us apart. It took us five minutes to bring Nora to. She sat up holding her cheek… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually… — Frank Muir Copy Share Image
“― Abraticezamu! Senha incorreta. ― Abracadabra. Senha incorreta. ― lalala1? ― Oi.” — Filipe Russo Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If opposites attract why is the church trying so hard to mirror the world?” — Lakesha Ruise Copy Share Image
“You there is such a thing as a door," I whispered. "You should try it some time.” — Chanda Hahn Copy Share Image
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Don’t focus on the pain in the world, focus on what will keep you sane in the world.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“That’s just how my brain works: words of wisdom are produced at random intervals, and always in times of great despair.” — Annabel den Dekker Copy Share Image
“I’m just glad you didn’t die while we were gone,” Brent said. “He’d be so pissed. And you know, you’d be dead.… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy... I'm more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious… — Phoebe Tonkin Copy Share Image
“Invisible guns, huh?" Kenji smirks. "That's cute. I don't think I ever went through that phase.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Leave already, because I'm on the verge of hypothetically kicking my foot up your ass, and I doubt the pain of it… — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Man could be utterly beastly at times and his humour abysmally dark, morbid and demoniac. - Page 105, Blue Jeans” — Manisha Saxena Copy Share Image
You do a movie and, even if it's not a comedy or it's not an action film, you get a little taste… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
“The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.” — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I didn't make you look fat, not pushing yourself away from the table made you look fat. — Rock Cowles Caricaturist Copy Share Image
“It is never a bad thing to take up your fair share of space," said Mr. Bunny ambiguously.” — Polly Horvath Copy Share Image
I want to do a black comedy with Homi Adajania and also want to work with Vishal Bhardwaj, Imtiaz Ali and Anurag… — Kirron Kher Copy Share Image
“Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, the ideal job as an actor would be something that is intrinsically a drama but to which I could bring… — Robert Picardo Copy Share Image
