Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
Comedy and silliness has a place in wrestling, but there's still gotta be some level of believability. — Eli Drake Copy Share Image
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What were you saying about the way I smell?" "It's like hot testosterone on a fuckin' cracker, sprinkled with cinnamon." ~Mariss” — Tyffani Clark Kemp Copy Share Image
God is funny like that, He is funny. He rips your heart and He makes you believe. He makes you believe the… — Dawn Staley Copy Share Image
There's so much I want to do. I love emotions, I love drama, I love comedy and I also want to take… — Gina Carano Copy Share Image
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.” — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“And private in his chamber pens himself, Shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight out, And makes himself an artificial night. Black… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“That was some powerful shit. Like mind and pussy-numbing, fuckilepsy inducing, reproductive organ-exploding powerful. You really are some kind of flogger wielding… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“They used to say, "A penny for your thoughts". I have heard that zombies will pay up to $5 a pound for… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Is what true?” I replied. I drew out the words. Only the sounds of the horses’ hooves striking the dry, packed ground… — L. R. W. Lee Copy Share Image
“In the same way that the stewards of the Titanic were more concerned about the unemptied ashtrays on the bar than the… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I probably would never be able to direct a comedy because I'm not that funny. I don't have that funny bone in… — Luke Scott Copy Share Image
“In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it’s fight or flight. With Tommy it’s always fright and flight.” — Terry Murphy Copy Share Image
“They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The past you lost is just like a dream. As you woke up new life starts. So, your actual birthday will be… — A.G Sorachi Copy Share Image
My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the… — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off. — Nate Copy Share Image
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight. — John Major Copy Share Image
“There is my first insight, young woman. Always downplay the value of money; it will make it much easier for him to… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
“A bumper sticker from the 1970s read, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“A balloon with a picture of a rock with a painted on smiley face would be more interesting to talk to than… — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Braith lifted his head from her shoulder, kissed him. Centuries and her kiss still made him as weak as one of her… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“He looked as shocked as if I'd asked him to masturbate in front of me.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
“We learned the seven traditional ways to make words unclear." "Seven? That many? Which was the most effective?" "Poor grammar skills.” — Lita Burke Copy Share Image
I am size SIXTEEN in real but if you ask my heart I am size ZERO from inside — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
Very honestly, I don't feel 'Munnabhai' is a comedy film. I seriously feel it is a very emotional film. — Rajkumar Hirani Copy Share Image
I'm a clown. I'm a comedian. Comedy, by design, is a place to explore the subconscious. — Ramy Youssef Copy Share Image
“I've found the best way to revise your own work is to pretend that somebody else wrote it and then to rip… — Don Roff Copy Share Image
“Stop it. This is me, remember? We've been thrown up by the same puppies.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I've had a very positive experience in L.A. in the comedy world and found everyone to be very nice and welcoming. It's… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
Dramas need to have a certain aesthetic that comedy just doesn't really seem to need to have. — Rob McElhenney Copy Share Image
“It must be horny douchebag day,” she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag’s strap up on her shoulder.” — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be… — Samantha Stroh Bailey Copy Share Image
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
