“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“Patience is just a thoughtful excuse for those too lazy to take action.” — Author Unknown Copy Share Image
“Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
You're gonna lose looks when it comes with age, but if you have that sense of humor, it will always keep things… — Brie Bella Copy Share Image
A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten. — Kayla Knight Copy Share Image
I don't want to do the same thing all the time, and I was thrilled to bits to do a BBC comedy.… — Bradley Walsh Copy Share Image
A great model for this is the way that Dante calls on Virgil at the beginning of 'The Inferno,' 'The Divine Comedy,'… — Edward Hirsch Copy Share Image
“Well", he drawled."You do know what they say about guitarrists. I think nimbleness beats ball grabbing and body tackling any day of… — Ron C. Nieto Copy Share Image
“You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor,… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“I have been to hell and back. It’s a place where all antagonist meet and most often hug and ask:-------------------------------why didn’t we… — PK gyewu Akrofi Copy Share Image
“I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“That is, while many people prefer a happy ending (a classic comedy), sometimes a message can be communicated more powerfully by a… — Douglas M. Beaumont Copy Share Image
Laughter is essential to our equilibrium, to our well-being, to our aliveness. If we're not well, laughter helps us get well. If… — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
“You have a minute and a half left." "Fine," she snapped. "Then I'll reduce this conversation to one single fact. Today I… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“We’re gonna do like Posh and Becks and call it after the place it was conceived.” “Where’s that?” I asked. “King of… — Henry G. Radcliff Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“Slow down and explain to us plebeians. If you have to, use sock puppets.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
I'm really into comedy where you're not sure whether you're supposed to be laughing or crying. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I found a gray hair one of my testicles the today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.” — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“An artist who maintains that he has been misunderstood is almost always a bad artist who, I’m afraid to say, has been… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
“Notice how Harry Styles smile is like the Cheshire Cat? And how he is from Cheshire and loves cats...” — Natalie Stenger Copy Share Image
It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
“Had she been kidnapped? If she had, they'd been very efficient, but why take her damn coffee? That was just cruel.” — V.C. Lancaster Copy Share Image
If you're doing an animated comedy on the same channel as 'South Park,' no one can really tell you anything. The bar… — Phil LaMarr Copy Share Image
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“Feelings, rationale and values are the top qualities that make a person exceedingly human.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff. — Frank Crane Copy Share Image
“What are you going to fill it with?" she asks. "Holy water or something?" "Probably Dasani," Thomas replies.” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I love London, and London loves me! I adore the dry sense of humor there, and the way they live like there… — Sonja Morgan Copy Share Image
Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Play your part in the comedy, but don't identify yourself with your role. — Wei Wu Wei Copy Share Image
“She was, after all, a mattress owner and understood the subtleties of life.” — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
What humor allows you to do is to let the past go with less pain. It's a healing element. It releases some… — James McBride Copy Share Image
“The self can watch itself becoming lazy, or non-watchful; this is an asset that can make both for humor and profound well-being.” — Eli Siegel Copy Share Image
