There was a lot of terrible, terrible comedy in the seventies along with 'Fawlty Towers.' It's easy to forget. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“Only in Xanth would parents see a dragon looming over their children and depart with confidence.” — Piers Anthony Copy Share Image
Being a screenwriter for a comedy, you're writing for characters in them in their voice. I could write anyone. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
An improper art aims at exciting in the way of comedy the feeling of desire but the feeling which is proper to… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Do you know where most skeletons come from?" "When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much...” — Leigh Perry Copy Share Image
In WWE, a gay person is usually portrayed like some sort of comedy act to be mocked and laughed at. The world's… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
“Mimir took a few seconds. “Yes! There’s a...distortion here. An SEP field, maybe?” “What’s that?” asked Lara. “It’s sort of like an… — Gabriele Russo Copy Share Image
To be longing for this thing to-day and for that thing to-morrow; to change likings for loathings, and to stand wishing and… — Roger L'Estrange Copy Share Image
“Whispering against her ear, he confessed, "When I'm really stressed out...I play with my toes." Gwen leaned back a bit and stared… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, This is Spinal Tap [1984] was the ultimate comedy, and it was the kind of thing I… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The great thing about the comedy world is that everybody is somewhat of an outsider. That's the community where outsiders feel like… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“The smoke stung at the corners of Uri’s eyes as he struggled to open them. He could hear the battle sounds all… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“When people tell you, "don't worry," it means you're already screwed. They just don't want you to worry about it...” — John Bailey Denton Copy Share Image
“All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn’t a tragedy, but you need a hell of a sense of humour to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Most Used Alphabet A Dose Not Appear in Spelling of 1 to 999,It Appears 1st Time in 1000 & Continues Forever.” — Avishek Mondal Copy Share Image
“I don't´t like doing dishes. I like eating with my hands and off napkins.” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs... or... SIT DOWN so she… — Rachel Copeland Copy Share Image
Style and taste do not have anything to do with the other. It's the difference between wit and humor. — Robert Benton Copy Share Image
I am not really funny . I am actually mean and people think that I am joking — MLY AB Copy Share Image
The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light. — Gunnar Peterson Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I was going to go into acting more, or kind of lean into TV writing or comedy. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. — Eminem Copy Share Image
I love doing meta-humor, as long as it doesn't become too distracting and it's subtle. — Marc Guggenheim Copy Share Image
Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have… — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Writing a comedy script is a difficult thing. I think if someone is attempting a comedy and then they fail then it's… — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
“I'm a Kansan by residence, a Missourian by employment, a Louisianan by birth, Southern by the grace of God, and a Tybee… — Dick Peterson Copy Share Image
“Me: I think we should have sex again. Royce: Bad idea. Me: Why? Royce: I want more from you than sex. Me:… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I've kind of carved out a sweet spot for myself by combining science and comedy. — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.” — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache.” — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image