Our comedy is just falling over, funny faces, arguments, all the comedy basics, really. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
“My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
“It took me a while to realize that I was beginning to flirt with her. The food must have been poisoned.” — Justin Villanueva Copy Share Image
“It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.” — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“I don't care what the airlines say, there is no such thing as a non-stop flight.” — Steve Trotter Copy Share Image
If you're talking about me behind my back, you're in the perfect position to kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Up on the stage people appeared to be dying left right and centre, and for most of the performance I had quite… — Ali McNamara Copy Share Image
“Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“We're going to investigate," Fireheart meowed. "We can't decide how to get rid of these dogs until we know exactly what we… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“without warning, he sprawled forward, doing a face-plant in the snow. At first, we laughed and teased. the normally surefooted Kerrick brushed… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I'm definitely more at ease with comedy - that's where I started out - and so it's my first love, so to… — Omar Sy Copy Share Image
“The almost-always-ghastly exclamation point has been lately compared to canned laughter.” — George will Copy Share Image
“respecting other peoples opinion is like saying " you are an important personality".” — Oloruntofunmikolade Copy Share Image
“One boy's a boy; two boys be half a boy, and three boys be no boy at all', ran the old country… — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
“Traveling through space is for the birds. I’m bored…should’ve brought the wife. Poseidon, the Okeanos Pantheon.” — Yelle Hughes Copy Share Image
“You can take the redneck out of the mountains, but you can't take the budwizer away from the redneck.” — Ione Larissa Copy Share Image
“Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to… — Adam Ketcheson Copy Share Image
“Courage?" I gave a very soft laugh. "I find courage is just another of life's illusions. In the end, we all do… — Anthony Ryan Copy Share Image
The muddy moods of oil paints are the painter's muddy humors, and its brilliant transformations are the painter's unexpected discoveries. — James Elkins Copy Share Image
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time… — Marilyn Sokol Copy Share Image
“What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Doug Motel makes 'conscious comedy'. He makes me laugh, and he makes me think. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
A religion that cannot stand a little laughter must be a very rotten one. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it. — Dan Povenmire Copy Share Image
“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is easy to misunderstand what a comedy song is, or what its potential is. I'm used to musical comedy being maligned… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference.” — Tana French Copy Share Image
“Ian stepped out to where he knew I could clearly see and identify his tall, dark, and dangerous self.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor… — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
“What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I said with perfect honesty, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“Do you think it's ready?" I [Silenus, The Poet] asked. "It's perfect... a masterpiece." "Do you think it'll sell?" I asked. "No… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
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