I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
“Never apologize, Ingrid. Especially not when it concerns a man.” — Elaine Hsieh Chou Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I was perfect…I woke up and was still perfect. Aw.” — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
“When you really merge with someone, it’s not that you merge with them, you’re merging with love.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Why do we call it a hot water-heater when there's no need to heat hot water? — Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Days have a sameness. Even new, they offer little beyond weather changes and sudden deaths.” — Vera Jane Cook Copy Share Image
“NO greater love has a husband for his wife than to watch a 2hr documentary on an elite ballet competition.” — Mark Venturini Copy Share Image
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
When you're in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to… — Diedrich Bader Copy Share Image
My experience is at The Groundlings Theater, where we created different characters and did sketch comedy. And sometimes the characters were outrageous,… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
“I heard a choking sound behind me. When I looked back, Cannoli was hanging from the backpack harness with her hind legs… — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
“You want to go somewhere?' he asked. 'Like now? its late.' 'isn't las vegas the city that never sleeps?' 'i think that's… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Olga was better, in the sun, where he could see every pore in her skin. Get closer. Feel her next to him.… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“Yes. But…” She stroked the smooth backs of her claws down his arms. “You’ll have to spend eternity making it up to… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
[ 1600 Penn] is an ensemble comedy about a family. It just happens to utilize the fact that my character is now… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
“Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go," I said. "1. Doesn't pun on your disability," Isaac said. "2. Gets blood on the first… — John Green Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
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