Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny. — Alan Menken Copy Share Image
“When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn't let the dog in the… — Sandy Nathan Copy Share Image
A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
“What a pair they were - a Mistborn who felt guilty wasting coins to jump and a nobleman who thought balls were… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“What on earth do they hope to achieve by that, demonstrations never achieve anything, if they did, we wouldn't allow them.” — José Saramago Copy Share Image
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
“There must be a mistake," I said. He adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "That's a creative name. What do you shorten… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
“Almost all crime depends on the acquiescence of the victim. If the victim refuses his assigned role, the criminal is placed at… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I hear that I'm funny, and I think I'm funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say… — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
It took getting on TikTok and people having the opportunity to see my comedy to realize like oh, there's actually a lot… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I was voted Most Humorous in my senior class in high school, and I was a fan of comedy, my whole life.… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
I was doing Facebook comedy videos; then I moved over to Instagram, and then I hopped on Twitter. That is where I… — Lil Nas X Copy Share Image
“Now then, Mr. Crab," said the zebra, "here are the people I told you about; and they know more than you do,… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
“...Most attackers aren't going to be dissuaded by a witty remark." "That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans." "He did… — Amy Fecteau Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
