“Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,” I commented to Ryan. “Or just one with a boner.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Life, on Hardcore mode, she thought with a twinge of bleak humor. No do-overs. No save files. Harper” — Annie Bellet Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a secret club, people that have a certain sense of humor, and it doesn't matter whether it's a romantic situation or… — Ron Mael Copy Share Image
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“It’s true that journalism in reality is not the journalism that we learnt in the university. It is far from it.” — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes all I need is a piece of chocolate and then I can understand you” — Sharon P. Tulloch Copy Share Image
There's the power that comedy gives you, and the enjoyment. It's like 'Yes, you're deferring pain, but isn't it more fun to… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
Comedy is the result of what's happening, not what people are doing. Because if people are doing comedy. It's embarrassing. The individual… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
“When she gets rattled, the South really comes out. Once when Daddy tried to cancel our country club membership because he said… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“The baby went without a name for weeks. Mom said she wanted to study it first, the way she would the subject… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing… — Iris Thomas Copy Share Image
“I, the great and powerful D.S. will create a harem for all the women in the world!!!! For a woman, no greater… — Kazushi Hagiwara Copy Share Image
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
