Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
“Once you individuate from the Guru, you’re on your own Guru journey.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Helen makes a mental note to pick up a self help book the next time she was out. This was getting ridiculous.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.” — Marcia Carrington Copy Share Image
What I love about the Coen brothers - what everyone loves - is that they sort of toe the line of a… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Comedy, unlike drama, demands surprise. You can't quietly and thoughtfully enjoy a comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
“It was the only way to silence you.” She bristled with outrage. “Silence me? You took liberties with my … my …… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“They are friends because they are both beautiful specimens of maledom." "Beautiful specimens of maledom?" "That's right. And there are very few… — Krista McGee Copy Share Image
“Gage wants to know more about his neighbor, Miss Dupree the one who keeps getting undressed at night with the curtains open… — Richie Tankersley Cusick Copy Share Image
I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor. If you know any one who is gay, beguiling and… — Emily Post Copy Share Image
“HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. “You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,” he lectured.… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“I saved you,” Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
I like doing everything - theater and film, radio and TV, comedy and tragedy. I love it all. And I've never really… — Alfred Molina Copy Share Image
Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“It is better for you to keep your wits about one and gain your end.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
