“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” — Charles Schultz Copy Share Image
“It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.” — Adrian Phoenix Copy Share Image
“How odd of God/To choose the Jews. Not so odd / The Jews chose God.” — William Ewers answered Copy Share Image
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
As somebody who works in comedy, I gravitate to the very serious, dramatic things in my consumption of media. — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
“From my travel blog @ http://www.lwmcferrin.com/travel When faced with disaster, the best medicine is laughter.” — Linda Watanabe McFerrin Copy Share Image
The habit of staring at someone can lead to one of these consequences; iether intense addiction or falling inlove...:| — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use to think that my foot was far too big to fit in my mouth. But I am wrong. Apparently my… — T Jay Taylor Copy Share Image
“No time better than the present,’ I always say. Or was that, ‘Nothing is better than a present’? I forget.” — Kaza Kingsley Copy Share Image
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'm not playing a comedy. I want to be playing the truth of the moment, and then have the comedy come out. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
I think comedy in the last 5-7 years is as good as it's ever been in America. I like it when people… — Peter Farrelly Copy Share Image
We censure others but as they disagree from that humor which we fancy laudable in ourselves, and commend others but for that… — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
Just because I text // talk to you, doesn't mean I wanna insert my penis in your vaginal canal. Vagina isn't hard… — Jayy Copy Share Image
“It is all very well to say that all princesses are good and beautiful and charming; but this is usually a determined… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“If you can find one good thing to say about her I'll turn vegetarian!” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
People like us who are on their last leg can only understand comedies. — Friedrich Durrenmatt Copy Share Image
