Humor without sadness underneath it feels cheap and aggressive. — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I think thats sort of what comes naturally to me. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
Nothing is as universal as some good scatalogical humor. Even if it means having to be a little silly or cheeky, I… — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
“Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.” — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things… — Alexis Taylor Copy Share Image
“Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.” — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it... — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
“You're a ring-wearing, save-yourself-for-marriage kind of girl. I dig that.” — E.C. Newman Copy Share Image
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“We fiction writers are a brazen lot, are we not? For we, in our passion, embrace just enough truth to consecrate our… — Val Edward Simone Copy Share Image
“Where did you get that candy again?" Leven asked, worried. "The pile said 'flavored'," Clover answered back, his face a chocolatey mess.… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
There are comedic rules and formulae and, while these tenets should be respected, especially by a newcomer, perversely you can still succeed… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
The cosmic humor is that if you desire to move mountains and you continue to purify yourself, ultimately you will arrive at… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
For now, we assume that self-evolving robots will learn to mimic human traits, including, eventually, humor. And so, I can't wait to… — Lance Morrow Copy Share Image
“Nekhbet shrieked in alarm. I turned to see what was going on. Immediately, I wished I could burn my eyes out of… — The Throne of Fire Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Someone knocks on the door. Laylah's eyes widen in alarm. Josiah looks like he's just been condemned to hell. "It's just my… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
If you look at the exports, Sasha Baron Cohen, Simon Pegg, Ricky Gervais, all these actors are comedians arent they? But they… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was living a dark life, where the only bright thing was frosting.” — Bailey Elizabeth Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor. — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.” — Winston S. Churchill Copy Share Image
