The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? — Riley Poole ” — Ann Lloyd Copy Share Image
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in… — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies. — Alan Ford Copy Share Image
“I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I… — Claire Legrand Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness. — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“All my life, I have taken satisfaction in finishing things in order that I may experience a sense of achievement, regardless of… — Kathleen Rooney Copy Share Image
I love comedy. David's Lynch the only person I've worked with more than once who sees me as a specific thing -… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
“Yes ma'am," I said, "Anna Celeste's party is Saturday, but I don't need a ride… No ma'am. It's because Anna Celeste is… — Sheila Turnage Copy Share Image
“Life, I'd heard someone say, is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. It seemed to… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
“Thunder gods don't hide." The Russian shrugged. "I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hey Charlotte," Julianne yelled. "Hell must have frozen over!" And then in a quieter voice she added, "Charlotte was hoping it would."… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica ?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and… — Anne Taintor Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A man is never careful until he buys a brand new car or a white shirt — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
