Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I wonder how awkward would having a conversation with someone be if 'lol' didn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I would love to do some more comedy. I would love to do some silliness. I would love to do some characters… — Kari Matchett Copy Share Image
“As for your back rubs... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Do you know about Thor's Hammer? (Points to Bicep) Well, that's it right here.” — Peter Charles Melman Copy Share Image
“Sure he (Fred Astaire) was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did,..backwards and in high heels.” — Robert Thaves Copy Share Image
“The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever.” — Stephen Hunt Copy Share Image
“Men, she decided, were a strange, thick-skulled, ball-kicking species no one on earth could have a sensible conversation with.” — Irma Joubert Copy Share Image
“New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“The width of neck and shoulder suggested a rugby player, the broken nose confirmed it. Which shows just how wrong you can… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“She's easy to use." Laszlo pointed at the doll's neck. "You remove the clamp, insert the small funnel, select two quarts of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
It's an amusing idea to some, this feminism thing - this audacious notion that women should be able to move through the… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
You know, some of the action stuff, I tend to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Even when I… — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
“So began one of the fiercest and strangest battles ever fought, a battle that involved all manner of business supplies, elegant clothing… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
“Do you mind?" I looked at him from my upside-down position. The rope tight around my ankle, hands fought a losing battle… — Isabelle Crusoe Copy Share Image
“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“For the next several minutes nothing much happened, biscuit wise.” — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.” — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Reason tried to whisper a warning, but Libido drowned him out.” — Catherine Mulvany Copy Share Image
