Humor Quotes · Page 252

“Our thoughts gives our dreams direction.”

— Ralph Ramovha

“Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it.”

— Tim Fargo

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

— Pauly Shore

You r an idiot. Takes one to know one

— Anonymous

“The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail”

— adelaja precious

I have a really funny, loud Jewish family.

— Chloe Fineman

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

— Harold Ross

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

— Garrison Keillor

Ask me who I think is really good at comedy, it is Akshay Kumar. He has his own niche and makes me…

— Arshad Warsi

“You’d have to take the good with the awesome to make tong-mates outta us.”

— Daniel Thorman

“As far as he could remember, Sam slept through the night in deep content, if logs are contented.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

— Jerry Coleman

“... she reflects for a moment and then mutters to herself, 'Maybe that shithead’s right? Maybe God does hate Buffalo?”

— Dave Lundy

“I'm an acquired taste, he assured her, displaying one dimple, but addictive.”

— Stephanie Bond

“The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.”

— Chuck Klosterman

Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

“How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded. Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips." "Then…

— S.E. Jakes

Every black film feels like it's Tyler Perry, and that just needs to stop. But people seem to slowly be looking for…

— Issa Rae

If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her…

— Gene Wilder

All women, from the countess to the cook-maid, are put into high good humor with themselves when a man is taken with…

— Samuel Richardson

“She then figured Cash would catch her. His legs were longer and even though he was standing behind the counter and she…

— Kristen Ashley

Generally speaking, cancer - not that funny of a thing. When you hear about it, you don't go, 'Oh, hilarious!'... But within…

— Lennon Parham

I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett,…

— Bernie Mac

“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway…

— Cassandra Clare

“If you're handed sour grapes take off your shoes and start dancing”

— Ron Akers

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny

— Jerry Stiller

“Oh, traccy traccy ply ply bracket doints and divs”

— Yahtzee Croshaw

“God gives you an infinite amount of time.”

— Art Hochberg

I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain.

— Tierra Whack

As a comedy writer, I work largely from home.

— Jesse Armstrong

“Chicks before dicks. Hos before Bros. Moms before Doms.”

— Laurel Ulen Curtis

He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

— Henny Youngman

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

I've been doing a lot of drama, but I feel like comedy is my strength.

— Taraji P. Henson

“I got dressed. You can't be Midnight Mayor in your underpants.”

— Kate Griffin

Laugh a lot. A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills.

— Ritu Ghatourey

His [Bob Dylan] humour was dry and splendid.

— Bob Dylan

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

— Ruth Westheimer

“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”

— Gary Larson