Humor Quotes · Page 249

Rod has such a wicked sense of humour. I loved him very much.

— Rachel Hunter

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

— George Carlin

“All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself”

— Mark Twain

I'm a big comedy fan, and a fan of films.

— Dan Scanlon

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

— Candice Bergen

I think Georges Feydeau said comedy is just tragedy speeded up.

— Emily Mortimer

That's the nature of research you don't know what in hell you're doing.

— Harold Eugene Edgerton

I dnt understand why people dnt have a fucking sense of humor .

— Nathaniel Aveyro

If a man's able to laugh about himself, that's good. You can be in love with a man or share his bed,…

— Sylvia Hoeks

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

— Fred Allen

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.

— Reinhold Niebuhr

“It's tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!”

— Comic Strip Mama

“You look and sound like you could you use a stiff one."--Mark Willburn”

— Madison Sevier

Any band that doesn't have a sense of humor has a little bit of a problem.

— Jens Lekman

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at…

— Bill Mauldin

“What we have here is a war—the war of matter and spirit. In the classical era, spirit was in harmony with matter.…

— Giannina Braschi

“When they ran up to him, Percy said, 'Hey,' like they were just meeting for lunch or something. 'You're alive!' Frank marveled.…

— Rick Riordan

A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll…

— Mitch Hedberg

My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense…

— Padmasree Warrior

“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob. They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.…

— Karl Pilkington

Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You…

— Kendrick Lamar

“Let me tell you something about me. I love vengeance like normal people love sunsets and long walks on the beach. I…

— Laini Taylor

“Apparently, he’d killed so many family members that he must have significantly affected the Lore’s population. Doing my part for the environment.”

— Kresley Cole

“A volte il fumo è meglio dell'arrosto”

— Freak Antoni

“this isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini]”

— Chuck Palahniuk

My humor was Victorian - and still is.

— Mort Sahl

I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it.

— Jamie Farr

“True love's okay but a series of false loves gives you more variety.”

— Anonymous

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

— Steven Wright

“Say it, woman." "It. Woman." "God, you're a pain.”

— Kristan Higgins

I wanted to do something in the style of a comedy of manners.

— Amy Heckerling

“They are the Eggheads. He is the Walrus.”

— Salman Rushdie

“Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning.”

— Janvier Chouteu-Chando

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”

— Jess C Scott

I've predominantly done comedy over the years.

— Nicky Whelan

“You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness.”

— H.M. Ward

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

— Henny Youngman

“Girls can do anything boys can do in high heels!”

— Brooke Sachau

It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

— George W. Bush