“If you don't have a sense of humor, then you have nothing at all.” — Robert M. Roberts Copy Share Image
Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be. — William Styron Copy Share Image
“Who was the moron on the phone?" "Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Even geniuses could get things wrong-look at Einstein's unfortunate choice of a hairdresser.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
“No worries, I won't force you to marry me. I'll get over you. There are plenty of fish in the sea and… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
I think there's still a feeling within society, entertainment aside, that women are less funny than men. — Zawe Ashton Copy Share Image
Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves. — Monica Horan Copy Share Image
The world of men show like a comedy without laughter: populations, interests, government, history; 't is all toy figures in a toyhouse. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Often it's seen as empowering if you're cleverer than the men, or more aware - then you're giving the woman a great… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
“Frank heard the glass of water thump on the stand that he now imagined might be beside the bed, which meant it… — Thomas Alton Gardner Copy Share Image
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“We are naked, but we think we are not; we are wrong, but think we are correct. We are misled but we… — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
“Why do you joke about such things?" she snapped. He let his gaze land rather intently on hers. "When the alternative is… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“When the corpses of [Sir John] Franklin's officers and crew were later discovered, miles from their ships, the men were found to… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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