If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
What begins with comedy ends with comedy... in my short view of the matter. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit. — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“Reality was one step out of line, a cardigan with the buttons done up wrong.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Every journalist has a novel inside him, which is an excellent place for it.” — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
“Humor is the touchstone of the truly mythological as distinct from the more literal-minded and sentimental theological mood.” — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
“How reassuring." - Queen Elizabeth, when told during a walking tour of Scotland that she looks like the Queen” — Kate Petrella Copy Share Image
“Most would live into adulthood, as Patrick had. (Which meant there was quite a lot of competitiveness about it, with everybody wanting… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Oh, come off it. That surly cunt is squirming like a snake.” “Could there be some sort of Freudian symbolism in your… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
“Let's start anew. Life is goals--Purpose-Attempts--Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.” — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“Is your future faery bride too ugly for you?” Rhys leaned back against the head rest and studied the seat back in… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“Ow! Shit!" She yelped, dropping the wand on the floor and clapping her hand over her eye, the one into which she'd… — Kendra Leigh Castle Copy Share Image
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives,… — Amy Gerstler Copy Share Image
Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“The revolution won’t be televised…" but there is an App for that.” — Gary Wayne Clark Copy Share Image
If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
