“Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!! Yrs Sincerely, The Opera Ghost” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Iwa: he begged on his knees Iwa: the coaches got worried he’d injure his bad knee further so they let him do… — Powerhh Copy Share Image
“Red wine?' Sam asked with a smile on his lips. 'Tonic water?' he teased him.” — Alex C Copy Share Image
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
That's what I'm attracted to: how people face struggle - with humor - and how they handle tough situations in their lives… — Mike O'Malley Copy Share Image
“I can only make one person happy each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good, either.” — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Faggots make the best friends," she said philosophically. "They're very loyal.” — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
“Baby, you keep doing that and we are going to need Giana to get her ass in here to take care of… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she… — William James Copy Share Image
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“That’s the first thing that strikes an American woman about Europe – that it’s unsanitary. Impossible for them to conceive of a… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse the hell out of me for trying to help. I heard a crash and thought someone was hurt. You could’ve… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Women are a kind of bomb where men should be trained and skilled in defusing, before falling in love.otherwise you'll spend rest… — Thenten Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“You're making me rethink my stance against cold-blooded homicide.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
