The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. I did comedy for seven years on 'The King of Queens. — Lou Ferrigno Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing… — Alan Ruck Copy Share Image
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative.” — Jonathan Ross Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world. Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
The thing with 'No Man's Land' is not to see it, but how to make people to go to see it. The… — Danis Tanovic Copy Share Image
I'm a lot smarter and thoughtful of a comedian. This market is different than it was. You don't have to have cable… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I love some of the most hateful tweets. I think they're very funny. In the negative attacks on me, there are frequently… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.” Natalya hissed, “Are you mad?” “What’s she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We’ve… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I always have my reasons, even when I don't know what they are.” — Eric Micha'el Leventhal Copy Share Image
Comedy tends to come out of things which are quite painful and serious. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“I see the way you tote your small dog like a bedazzled hand grenade.” — Dina Del Bucchia Copy Share Image
