“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.” — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
... a nation without humor is not only sad but dangerous. — Abby Aldrich Rockefeller Copy Share Image
“Whoever said that thing about how no man is an island probably doesn't live on one.” — Tim Hall Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you just get in this mentality of 'Fuck you, this is funny.' If you don't think so, you're the asshole. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Truax held up a business card. Randolph “The Hammer” Tinker Attorney at Law “I nail justice in the face.” — Chris Genoa Copy Share Image
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
“This was a vagrant of sixty-five, who was going to prison for not playing the flute; or, in other words, for begging… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I pull his hand up to my chest. "It's okay. Some of my best friends are in the mob. It must be… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
“David Copperfield has no magic in him. I'm talking about Santa flying around the world in one night kind of magic. Pumpkins… — Sydney Strand Copy Share Image
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“He said, I won't have one of those things in the house. It gives a young girl a false notion of beauty,… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“He offered to make-out with Hunter if it would prove that he's ok with me being gay." "Hmm," said Adam. "Yeah I… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
I have always been doing sketch comedy since I was a kid because one of my mom's boyfriends was an improv comedy… — Redfoo Copy Share Image
I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Hateful words stand no chance against self-worth and a little of humor. — Iskra Lawrence Copy Share Image
I started comedy as a hobby with no intention of making it my career. — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
The best humor is offered up to you by the stupidity of your opponents. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
