“You were chastising me. You may continue.” (Lord of the Fading Lands)” — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair” — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
I think comedy is so specific, so hard. I'd audition for comedies and think, 'I can't pull this off.' — Melissa Fumero Copy Share Image
“When Morton Silkline reached the hall, his customer was just flapping out a small window. Quite suddenly, Morton Silkline found the floor.” — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.' — Kirron Kher Copy Share Image
America is deeply rooted in Negro culture: its colloquialisms; its humor; its music. — Sonny Rollins Copy Share Image
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“The easiest emotions for an author to evoke from readers are boredom and confusion.” — Raul Ramos y Sanchez Copy Share Image
I know the world is pretty intense, but in my opinion, there's nothing more perilous than being a teenager and watching a… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
“It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“When the game ended, Mike laid down his control paddle. "So you've met the Nordic goddess, right?" Aria glanced up at him… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
“She kept her ears permanently tuned to the chicken voices outside, so knew immediately when a coyote had crept into the yard,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Kylie, the fashion outcast, was in jeans, a Golden State Warriors sweatshirt, and some residual wood shavings. The fact that she had… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it seems that we initiate a scene and sometimes it seems that we’re just taking part in the scene. Actually, we’re… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Danny shook his head, amusement relaxing the tense line of his mouth. 'Is that all you think about?' 'No! Sometimes I think… — Louisa Edwards Copy Share Image
“when I felt a sudden sharp poke in my rear, and turning round, was horrified at the apparition of Captain Peleg in… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“Mankind's biggest blunder, ignorance. Mankind's second, infallible.” — M.T. Dismuke Copy Share Image
“It felt exactly like someone had hit me in the head with a church.” — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“As Tayna would say if I wanted to hear from an ass i would have fart.” — Suzanne Wright Feral Sins Copy Share Image
