“People who were raised on The Bible can never tell the difference between a warning and an advertisement.” — George Hammond Copy Share Image
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
“I suppose this means you can swim after all. Or am I supposed to tow you?" "If you really try," said Loaf,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It is better to be hurt with the truth than to be encouraged with lies...” — Adedayo kingjerry Copy Share Image
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote". — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
So in all humours sportively I range; My muse is rightly of the English strain, That cannot long one fashion entertain. — Michael Drayton Copy Share Image
If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
When I feel well and in a good humour, or when I am taking a drive or walking after a good meal,… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Copy Share Image
“Early on, Zinkoff's mother impressed upon her son the etiquette of throwing up: That is, do not throw up at random, but… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
“And indeed there will be time To wonder, 'Do I shed?' and, 'Do I shed?' Time to turn back and stretch out… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
“I recalled a theory my father had concocted one night, while we sat in an Oakland juke joint sharing a plate of… — Danzy Senna Copy Share Image
“A misunderstanding?" Elizabeth echoed. "With an anvil?" "Oh, stop," Harriet admonished her. "I think he looks very dashing." "As if he dashed… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the ex-military guys came in two types. The first grew long hair, sprouted beards, and indulged in all the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll be like sunshine to me.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“OK.Now, I may be engaged, but I'm not going to get carried away.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel” — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
