I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity. — Riaad Moosa Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.” — Joey Green Copy Share Image
“Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?” — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
“An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
For the qualities of sheer wit and humor, Swift had no superior, ancient or modern. — Leigh Hunt Copy Share Image
And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor. — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
“I was incapable of producing anything coherent at the moment so rather than throwing out some witty banter in response I said… — N.M. Silber Copy Share Image
Edward Norton and I have known each other awhile. I just think he's the real deal, supremely talented and smart. He's got… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to bear a child, even her sense of… — Barbara Gordon Copy Share Image
When it comes to black female comedians, it's like, if you're not overweight, are you funny? There's rules, like, you can't be… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
The idea of surprise is part of what makes something funny, or what gets a reaction. At least when I'm an audience… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
“Gussie is an orange-juice addict. He drinks nothing else.' 'I was not aware of that, sir.' 'I have it from his own… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The men only do something when they’re told to. That’s why they’re called drones. You’ll see a lot more humor in this… — Jay Ebben Copy Share Image
“I've never, ever, ever -- in my entire life -- fought over a man. I've fought women who've hit me because of… — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
“Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.” — Elizabeth Marx Copy Share Image
