Humor Quotes · Page 236

Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles.

— Allen Klein

No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.

— Ellen DeGeneres

“I'm not afraid of the dark. I am. Humor me.”

— Joss Stirling

“Great. There goes our security deposit." ~ Sean”

— Dianne Duvall

We, the comics that we like, we're all, like, post-humor.

— Tim Heidecker

Comedy is a way of hiding - especially character comedy.

— Lenny Henry

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

— Tim Conway

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

— Chris Rock

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

— Cecily Strong

I've never cackled with laughter at a single line I've ever written. None of it has given me pleasure.

— Pat Conroy

I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.

— Man Ray

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

— Nathan Fielder

Satire and comedy are really the only film mediums where you can get into ideas and have people leave the theater without…

— Justin Simien

“Randy held out the koosh. “What is it?” “I have no idea,” Donna said. “Your asshole scrubber?”

— Chris Genoa

I have little comedy notebooks, and I also have notes in my phone, and I'll write on my laptop for longer stories.

— Michelle Buteau

“But of course, all of this is just a silly fad, and when you add an "e" to fad, you get fade.…

— Andrew Clements

“It occurs to me that I might be in the unprecedented position of being able to glean some intelligence on them. Despite…

— Susan Ee

When I teach the formal curriculum, I have the chance to think about it ahead of time. I can rehearse it. I…

— John Ortberg

“She turned and smiled. “Kitchen-sink pasta.” “My favorite. But you really ought to come up with a better name for it than…

— Leesa Freeman

There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach…

— Mitch Hedberg

At one point, I was in a place where it didn't feel like it was going to happen, and I was feeling…

— Zachary Knighton

I met a bunch of people and they said, "We're gonna do a show [Second City]." So we would buy the theater…

— Simon Helberg

I find that working with friends is always the goal, even if it's just one person. Because the comedy community is kind…

— Lizzy Caplan

You do develop a taste as an actress: Chekhov, Ayckbourn: it's the combination of comedy and human drama. I would never want…

— Katherine Parkinson

There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

— Robert Evans

“Basically each one of us is alone here. Everything else is show biz.”

— Art Hochberg

“Hope lies in a genuine embracing and nurturing of one's neurosis”

— Chris Niebauer Phd

If you don't have comedy in a movie, you don't have a movie.

— Theodore Melfi

I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

— Molly Ivins

“This is the day the Lord has made, suck it up and rejoice.”

— Donna White Glaser

Will somebody get North Korea a Snickers?

— Anonymous

I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Nothing is more silly than silly laughter.

— Catullus

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

— Zach Galifianakis

“I think I killed a girl who looked like this once.”

— Kendare Blake

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

— Tommy Cooper

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

— Red Skelton

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

— David Daye

“Que vá à merda o leque, que o tempo é de brisa”

— Marquez Gabiel Garcia

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

— Jarod Kintz