“Just so I'm clear...you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman?” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“I guess if you get too close, the twinkling stops; they don’t look like stars anymore.” — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“When your're both finished trying to frighten each other away with the sordidness of your pasts, can you help me, please?” — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is you can make me laugh when nothing's even funny — Fad Ibra Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The best Defense against being oversensitive is having great sense of humor. — JOHNREYES Copy Share Image
There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit,… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
“Individuality: ten. Cautiousness: three. Combativeness: nine." She looked over and gave me a wink. "Well, what did you expect from a pirate's… — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
Few, as I have said, are the humorists who can induce this state. To master and dissolve us, to give us the… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
“Maybe your aunt is funny in quiet moments with her friends because like many women her age, she was taught to not… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Improv and sketch comedy felt very natural to me, like all the things I loved had come together: my sense of humor,… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“She snores,” Morfyd warned. “I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back. “Like a bull in rutting season.” “When we get back… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Pointed teeth would give one an appearance of ferocity," he said, tapping a straight white tooth. "Although that might require one to… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“Next!” The taller of the guys at the door called. Saved by the yell.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“When in doubt, write it out. If that doesn't work, you're screwed.” — Moniqua Sexton Copy Share Image
“If you are going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.” — Winston S. Churchill Copy Share Image
“The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know much at all...” — Hans Christian Hollenbeck Copy Share Image
