“Don't Set Success as Your Goal. Set Goals which lead you to Success” — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
“There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
You never really know someone until you play UNO with them, and the asshole hits you with a 'Draw 4.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist! — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I used to dream about presenting a comedy show and also about directing films. — Joe Cornish Copy Share Image
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s no wonder your grandmother despairs of you. God only knows what a trial you are to your poor parents.” The humor… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good… — Jane Leeves Copy Share Image
“There's something about courting the darkness that makes some people see the truth in raw, twisted ways, as though they were shining… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
“Tobin turned to Angie. "I'm such an idiot. Why didn't you remind me?" She smiled drowsily. "That you're an idiot? Okay: you're… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should keep you in a walled garden so you can't ever leave.' The image this conjured up was so vivid… — Sharon Shinn Copy Share Image
When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
“Friends, romans, countrymen lend me your ears i want to burry ceasar but not to praise him. The evil that men do… — julius ceasar Copy Share Image
“Some PR is about getting information about a great product or thingy out to the people who would enjoy it, while other… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.” — Rebecca Sparrow Copy Share Image
Destiny is a funny thing cause you'll never known when you are in it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
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