“Well, anyway Rita, I have to run, some, uh, Bechdel tests on your jacket.” — Hiroshi Sakurazaka Copy Share Image
“Afinal, o que eu quero da vida? A resposta é a mais estúpida e genial possível: eu quero viver.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move" "That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat!” — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
I'm a Christian-libertarian-environmentalist-capitalist-lunatic. It's a humorous way for me to describe that I'm not stereotypical. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
“baloney is flattery so thick it cannot be true; blarney is flatter so thin we like it.” — Monsignor Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
“Hypocrisy /hi pakrise/ noun 1. The moment you tell someone it is not important to be right, in order to look right… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“A beautiful day for beheading isn’t it? Not a cloud in the sky a nice cool breeze, if I were going to… — Melissa Myers Copy Share Image
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Haven't I taught her anything ?" Infinite Darlene is clearly exasperated. "I mean, I know she has bad taste. But this is… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The truth is that I don't really understand the concept of having an old-fashioned sense of humour, because to me fashion is… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“The count said in careful English, "That was perhaps not, as you English say, very sporting." "Games are played to win," Cameron… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“flies can't help eatin' shit cause that's where their tastes lead 'em” — E.D. Lynnellen Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion. — Elizabeth Inchbald Copy Share Image
