musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
“Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic… — Henrik Vibskov Copy Share Image
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“Holy crap. How fast does a person get sent to hell for checking out a priest?” — Amy Lamont Copy Share Image
You can defeat fear through humor, through pain, through honesty, bravery, intuition, and through love in the truest sense. — John Cassavetes Copy Share Image
“Just those of us with sisters-in-laws who bounce off walls. I feel like I am watching a Ping-Pong ball. Settle down.” — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“but Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“It took nearly a year to finish the ever-changing [marriage candidates] list, with the assistance of his sister and his aging spinster… — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
“I was in a fast-food restaurant for the first time in my adult life, an enormous and garish place just around the… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Hold fast," he called. "Tell me your names, and your stations." "I am the Lady Door," said Door. "I am Portico's daughter,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You wired the kid," Truemann said meekly to no one in particular. "Why not? No crime. You're the FBI, remember. You boys… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
“His Majesty, may he live forever and prosper greatly... His Majesty, may sun finches warble sweet melodies in his ear... His Majesty,… — Rae Carson Copy Share Image
“There were a great many jokes about the disaster (house falling on and killing Wicked Witch of the East), naturally. "You can't… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
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