If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant, or were you just born stupid?” — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I fit well in the comedy zone. A plump and chubby figure goes well with most onscreen characters... it adds more value… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't be comfortable, but at least I'd have marginal protection against pointy steel objects that went stab in the night.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!” — A.C. Mckaskle Copy Share Image
“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Sorry I overheard that, but I'm glad he's staying," Luke's sister said. "Not just because he'll be near me but because it… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Silicon Valley,' I mean, the comedy is amazing, and it's one of the best-written shows with some of the best talent. I'm… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
I feel that the work that I have done in the comedy arena, is priceless in terms of what I learned, timing,… — Khandi Alexander Copy Share Image
“For the first time in nearly twenty-five years, our country is having anything to do with the Chinamen, an it is an… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
“One ought to have some sort of transcendent realization that the world exists because the gods are trapped in the same abyss… — Anaea Lay Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think about it when people say they want to fall in love it got me thinking they are crazy… — JJ Copy Share Image
“I’m really enjoying my solitude after feeling trapped by my family, friends and boyfriend. Just then I feel like making a resolution.… — Anjali Kirpalani Copy Share Image
“Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
