Humor Quotes · Page 163

Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can't hold comedy back, because it needs to be exposed.

— Jerry Lewis

“That sense of humor come with the forces of darkness package?”

— Trish Millburn

I was a huge fan of Steve Martin, as everyone I knew in comedy was.

— Martin Short

Brains and a sense of humor trump everything else.

— Ryan Paevey

“Men are so easy to manipulate, poor things.”

— Elizabeth Peters

“If you regain your senses, come see me, I will teach you how.” - Cara”

— Terry Goodkind

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

— Zach Galifianakis

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

— Elbert Hubbard

What's fun about comedy is you're pushing things a little further than you would in a drama; you're pushing reality a little…

— Jason Katims

Comedy is not good for anything, really. Apart from being one of the only things that makes life worth living.

— Jesse Armstrong

“. . . the problem with looking for your glasses is that you don’t have your glasses on while you’re looking . . .”

— Marcus Sakey

The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days.

— Anonymous

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”

— Nicki Elson

I think the charm of 'Fable' was in the feeling of the world and definitely the humor.

— Peter Molyneux

“The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman…

— Colin Farrell

“It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over…

— Maryrose Wood

Whether you make an action blockbuster or a comedy or a drama, you've got the right camera and all the right technology…

— David Cage

“Never presume to know a person based on the one dimensional window of the internet. A soul can’t be defined by critics,…

— Shannon L. Alder

What's important on a comedy show, or any show, is that some stories have to go somewhere. There have to be ends…

— Michael Schur

There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first…

— George W. Bush

“If, as I have reason to believe, I have disintegrated the nucleus of the atom, this is of greater significance than the…

— Ernest Rutherford

“Simple shit makes this chick crap bubbles and rainbows" -Beckett”

— Debra Anastasia

“The truth about life is complicated, indefensible and embarrassing.”

— Alex Weinle

I always wanted to do more comedy roles.

— Suresh Gopi

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

— Ilona Andrews

“I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.”

— Daniel Davis

“Oikawhat: i do nOT HAVE AN ALIEN KINK”

— Powerhh

“Cool. So glad I got to do all this in a towel.”

— Brian K. Vaughan

“If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. ”

— David Brent

“A spinster who cannot ‘spin’ a worthwhile ‘star’ is a fallen ‘star’.”

— Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

Laughter is the best medcine but you must laugh for s reason.

— Abbas Rabiu

Comedy and horror are one degree of separation.

— Matt Rife

I love comedy that seems kind of a little bit absurd.

— Sondra Locke

I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.

— Andre Braugher

“Mrs. Friedman lived in a happy snow globe of AP History.”

— Harlan Coben

Comedy makes me soar, and comedy is very serious business.

— Manini Mishra

“She refused to let common sense cloud her judgment.”

— Anne Taintor