“The revolution won’t be televised…" but there is an App for that.” — Gary Wayne Clark Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny. — Zazie Beetz Copy Share Image
“Joy, humor, and laughter should be part of everyone's spiritual life. They are gifts from God and help us enjoy creation.” — James Martin Copy Share Image
“The baloney weighed the raven down, and the shopkeeper almost caught him as he whisked out the delicatessen door.” — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
“I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.” — K.F. Breene Copy Share Image
The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but… — John Morreall Copy Share Image
“If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine out of ten dentists would recommend… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Rock-a-bye, Bratniss, in your safe cage, These bars will protect you when mommy's enraged. If she should break through them, Don't have… — Bratniss Everclean Copy Share Image
“I hope they're in town. I want to face them!” Regin stood and brandished one of the two swords that she usually… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you were in my gym class. Didn’t you get hit in the face with a tennis ball one time?” Kiley had… — Ana Blaze Copy Share Image
“Is Lisa going to the prom?" I shelved my worries for the moment. "I don't know, Mom. We don't talk about the… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“When white people envision their perfect home, it always has hardwood floors. In fact, most white people would prefer a dirt floor… — Christian Lander Copy Share Image
As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.” — Elizabeth Marx Copy Share Image
