“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be. — William Styron Copy Share Image
Top Gear' is all about the cars. We've got humour in it but the unique premise of the show is it all… — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. Im 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I really think that you can extract a lot of comedy out of really dramatic, intense situations. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
I know Jonathan Van Ness from comedy, and he's got this wonderful show on Funny or Die called 'Gay of Thrones.' — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Modern dating was a labyrinthine manscape riddled with trolls, bros, haters, and selfie-obsessed divos.” — Duncan Ralston Copy Share Image
There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. — Marsha Thomason Copy Share Image
“Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt. All boys smell bad I say and… — Amy Reed Copy Share Image
Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
“So it was that my most impressionable years of boyhood were spent gazing at not a whale, but a whale's penis. Whenever… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“And still you make fun," Tomassz complains, "after I am saving your life. Again. So tell me please, your inntricate knowledge of… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
There's clearly humor that goes too far and humor that is violative, and we are engaged in our humor in a complex… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
The book is called 'Thanks for Nothing' and it's really the story of how I got into comedy and traces back every… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
A tree is made to live in peace in the color of day and in friendship with the sun, the wind and… — Jacques Roumain Copy Share Image
“If he didn’t want to talk about it, I wouldn’t mention anything. I wanted him to open it up for me, not… — Kristine Cuevas Copy Share Image
“If you don't have a sense of humor, then you have nothing at all.” — Robert M. Roberts Copy Share Image
If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
