Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
“I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.” — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I haven't really done a lot of comedy. It's something that terrifies me. — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“You never know what you’re going to learn about a situation beforehand. Humility is a powerful tool on the path to greater… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Someday son all this will be yours. Father and son atop a garbage dump.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“How dare you call me lazy? I'd come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I'm just not motivated.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I've always done comedy, and I've always wanted to do a dramatic role. I wanted to be a sheriff. — Jerry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I'd like to keep exploring comedy. I didn't necessarily think of myself as a comedic actress, but it's a lot of fun. — Mamie Gummer Copy Share Image
“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“How do you feel right now?" "I hurt like hell." "You'll feel worse tomorrow." "So?" "So, better get a jump on this… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Where before we Comanches had simply stared at her femaleness, we now glared at it. She smiled back at us. It was… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“What's your name?" she asked. He laughed. "Nev." She sat up suddenly, bracing her elbows on the bed. "Short for Neville?" It… — Ruthie Knox Copy Share Image
All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People just relate to me. They know I'm a regular person brought up in a hardworking, poor family, that I've had all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
