'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Then she tried to bore herself to sleep by thinking about things like yogurt and the structure of a gas pedal.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I have spider blood on me.” “That’s the girliest thing I’ve ever heard you say.” — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
“Supportive parents, I tell you. I never thought they would get me killed before I graduated from high school.” — E.K. Johnston Copy Share Image
“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Senator Goldwater would have been a great success in the movies — working for 18th century Fox.” — Hubert Humphrey Copy Share Image
“Since when did you bring a gun?" Navidson asks, crouching near the door. "Are you kidding me? This place is scary .” — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Once I had her clean, I wrapped her in a towel and carried her back to the bed. A small red bloodstain… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“and while a couple of prorectors are feared, none of them is all that much respected, and they're avoided, and stick together… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
It's interesting, a lot of my friends and family thought that was the moment I kind of showed everyone my humor; the… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like.… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
“At some point, our lips met and it was perhaps the most wonderful thing I'd ever experienced. And truly, I guess there… — Dean Hale Copy Share Image
“Fellow Italians: stop getting all bent out of shape about Christopher Columbus getting the same treatment as the Confederates. He was a… — Allison Robicelli Copy Share Image
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
