“Never take life too seriously, you're never getting out of it alive.” — John Chaplin Copy Share Image
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
We did sketch comedy, performed live improv, and then we made the transition to TV with 'Impractical Jokers.' — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.” — Marley Gibson Copy Share Image
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. — Denise Mina Copy Share Image
I'm happy and feel myself to be fortunate that I've been gifted with this art of comedy, where I can make people… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Comedy can take you a lot further in getting your point across. People are entertained, and then, by being entertained, they get… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
Comedy can be fun no matter what you're playing. It always has the potential to be a blast. — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
“Death is still the terrible yet amusing entity that establishes a compromise between memory and a sense of humor, and between the… — Carlos Monsivais Copy Share Image
“It’s all right to change your mind about a situation, even if it’s in mid-course without fear that you’re missing something. You… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“The moment you think is unbearable forces you to disappoint yourself by bearing it. There's resigned laughter available, for the hilarity of… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“What? You’re just going to stand there and watch me?” she snapped at him. “You’re not very nice,” he stated, taking a… — Debra Trueman Copy Share Image
I am not an educator and I'm not a journalist. I am a comedian. But I do truly believe that the point… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
“I climbed over the machine gun and into the Casspir. Clearing my throat respectfully, I mentioned these minor points to Brand, wondering… — Jim Hooper Copy Share Image
“You are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity. — Buzz Lightyear ” — Cathy East Dubowski Copy Share Image
My job is supposed to be about making whatever I'm talking about funny. — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
