“But I might—” he bit out. “Tell me you’re not a fucking virgin.” “No, I’m not a fucking virgin. Virgins have yet… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
People look upon me primarily as a comedian. I'm trying to get away from that, though I do like comedy. — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor vital to get through life: It's a great link between people and can be very effective… — Rita Tushingham Copy Share Image
It is really sad that there's no recognition at the national level for comedy. — Vivek Copy Share Image
I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is supposed to… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Society never made the preposterous demand that a man should think as much about his own qualifications for making a charming girl… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“Zane heard Ty whuff from within the bathroom, and by the time he looked back, Ty had shoved Julian’s face against the… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“People don't read anymore. And, when they do, they don't read books like this one, but instead read books that depress them,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You want to neuter us,” Director Tagg said. “Stop us from policing the criminals who run this city.” “As my client put… — wildbow Copy Share Image
“She turned and pointed at her ass. “And I could be wrong, but I think this thing is even bigger than is… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“When Grant Blue reaches me, he bends his head down close enough that I can smell the soap and promise on his… — Isobel Irons Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“The last one was a bitch. this one was three bitches and a bastard” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Comedy is hostile to profundity, and brings everything to the surface. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
