If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now? — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
I think empathy is romantic. I think humor is romantic. Kindness is romantic. I think those kind of gestures of caring and… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
“Rogan gave him a flat stare. Lesser men would’ve fled for their life, but Augustine was clearly made of sterner stuff.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray… — Nichole Robertson Copy Share Image
Growing up my brother showed me a lot of Cohen brothers movies, I guess that's where I get my dark humor from. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
“In all the daydreams she’d woven about her and Titus sharing intimate conversations, never once did they entail discussing corset burglary.” — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead. — Mark Harmon Copy Share Image
“A green X-wing closed in tighter to the formation. "Yes, sir." Though distorted by the comm system, the voice sounded indulgent rather… — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
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The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“—Then, said Cranly, you do not intend to become a protestant? —I said that I had lost the faith, Stephen answered, but… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
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“According to Mark 11:12-13, God's messengers were not the only ones who were incompetent: 'He [Jesus] was hungry. And on seeing in… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
“People will tell you what to do. Don't listen them. Do what is right and what you love. Ultimately they would have… — Laksh Kishore Copy Share Image
“Finding a proper husband is rather like selecting a hound. They all have more bark than bite, my girl. One day you'll… — Emma Jane Holloway Copy Share Image
“All hen are created equal but some have more feather than others.” — Viken Berberian Copy Share Image
As a dancer, I was always the physical comedy girl. I love it so much. — Anne Fletcher Copy Share Image
“The whole world is a sack of shit ripping open. I can´t save it.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I think that's sort of what comes naturally to me. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
![“According to Mark 11:12-13, God's messengers were not the only ones who were incompetent: 'He [Jesus] was hungry. And on seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to see if he could find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing but leaves, for it was not the season for figs.'…” quote by G.M. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f25/g-m-jackson-38985_bible-absurdities_according-to-mark-11-12-13-god-s-messeng_2566275.jpg)
