“Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers.” — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“she doesn’t want to hear any complaining unless it involves one of the 3 B’s – Barfing, Bleeding, or Broken.” — John Pearson Copy Share Image
The occasion of this sadness is expressed in a word, but must be considered in many more, as being the principal concernment both of… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
Vulgar and common persons, as they carry nothing out of this world, so they leave nothing in it: they receive no eminency in their… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
Great was the name of Abraham, but all his Sons were not accepted; only Isaac was in the Covenant. — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“The moral of the story, of course, is that if you cuss out an adult, you have to stay in during computer class and… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
We usually say of ancient persons, that they have already one foot in the grave, and the rest of their life is nothing else… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“However, mathematics-inspired books such as Agatha Christie’s Ten Little Indians (with its valuable, realworld lessons on subtraction) are fair game.” — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“but midway through, “Why aren’t you wearing it?” I realized that I probably didn’t really want to be discussing supporting garments with an eight-year-old.… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“I don’t know about you, but I just don’t remember using much profanity in grade school. When we called each other names, they were… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
By the God of thy Father who shall help thee, and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
Thirdly, Death is nothing else but a change of a short and temporary for an unalterable and eternal condition. — John Pearson Copy Share Image
“if teachers didn’t receive any base salary at all, but they were given $25 every time one of their students tattled on someone, they… — John Pearson Copy Share Image
