It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top Dating Copy Share Image
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. — Carrot Top Actually Copy Share Image
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top Fun Copy Share Image
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. — Carrot Top Always believe Copy Share Image
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top Call me Copy Share Image
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top Class Copy Share Image
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a… — Carrot Top Future Copy Share Image
We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and… — Carrot Top Fake Copy Share Image
People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive. — Carrot Top Attractive Copy Share Image
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top Games Copy Share Image
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's… — Carrot Top Adidas Copy Share Image
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I… — Carrot Top Audience Copy Share Image
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more… — Carrot Top Becoming Copy Share Image
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that… — Carrot Top Always Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he… — Carrot Top Allow Copy Share Image
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where… — Carrot Top Audience Copy Share Image
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have… — Carrot Top Act Copy Share Image
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. — Carrot Top Animated Copy Share Image
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. — Carrot Top Blessing Copy Share Image
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top Bigs Copy Share Image
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get… — Carrot Top Androgynous Copy Share Image
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good… — Carrot Top Asks Copy Share Image
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played… — Carrot Top About Copy Share Image
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. — Carrot Top Path Copy Share Image
Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials. — Carrot Top Career Copy Share Image
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top Comedian Copy Share Image
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top Compare Copy Share Image
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. — Carrot Top Cities Copy Share Image
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me… — Carrot Top Because i can Copy Share Image
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I… — Carrot Top Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted… — Carrot Top Always Copy Share Image
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top Billboards Copy Share Image
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top Carrots Copy Share Image
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top Always Copy Share Image
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a… — Carrot Top Bother Copy Share Image
