Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're an artist, you're generally working at home alone in a studio. It's just really good to get with other guys… — Brian Stelfreeze Copy Share Image
I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it makes your girl happy why does it matter what your boys think? You the one coming home to a girl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone. Cause without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't… — Cameron Crowe Copy Share Image
Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image
How you figga? You fuckin wit me? I hope he jokin. Im witcha girl, you home alone, bitch you Macauley Culkin — J Cole Copy Share Image
“shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own, But despair… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My father had left behind an old piano. My sister was already going to school, my mother was out working, and I… — Michel Legrand Copy Share Image
I'm way too young to be living with a boyfriend. I just want to be home alone and figure out who I… — Kristin Cavallari Copy Share Image
It was actually my older brother who wanted to start acting. He would point at the TV as a kid and tell… — Kevin Schmidt Copy Share Image
I don't think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because we're pretty much two different kinds of actors. He's done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
“Mom, I can take care of myself, and I've been doing a pretty good job of it for quite some time. Besides,… — Trice Hickman Copy Share Image
See him there, Love's Fool, Dancing, Smiling, Spinning, Giggling. A Dance of Love, Joy, Laughter. His Love profound, His smile genuine, His… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
I remember being home alone when I was about 13 and making a souffle from a recipe in one of my mother's… — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
“I experienced car creepery at thirteen. I was walking home from middle school past a place called the World’s Largest Aquarium—which, legally,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“What terrified her was the set of circumstances that allowed her to eat a full pound of spaghetti, the unmoored, untethered quality… — Joanna Rakoff Copy Share Image
“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I realized I was going to get through this disappointing service, and anyway, you have to be somewhere: better here, where I… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone." "The whole night?" Immediately, I realized it might not… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“For if it is rash to walk into a lion's den unarmed, rash to navigate the Atlantic in a rowing boat, rash… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
You're gone and I got to stay high All the time to keep you off my mind, ooh ooh High all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Anything well done has the feeling of death to me, of being finished. I don't want to "master" anything. I want to… — Lisa Crystal Carver Copy Share Image
“When Peter got injured in Canada and Kira started work, Peter was left at home alone with Isak. One day the child… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“Be a part of the world, but never in it… Because of what we do, we have to interact with people. But… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Someone To Care I'm so confused, sometimes as my sickness worsens each day I want someone to love and take care of… — Justice Ogali Copy Share Image
“home, alone in my room, with the sounds of #2 and #5 trains rumbling in the distance, I started with a letter… — Gabby Rivera Copy Share Image
Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From November through December, 'tis the season for 'Home Alone!' — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
Home alone during the day:*dancing* FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOW TO THE WALLL!!! Home alone at night:*squeezes kitchen knife* WHO'STHERE?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image