“Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
A baby's laughter is the most BEAUTIFUL sounds in the world.. Unless its 3AM, your home alone, and you don't have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your parents leave you home alone ... Well, its time toteach the neighbor what good music is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you wait to approach her, you might be going home alone. It's what they mean by, He who hesitates, masturbates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're home alone and you hear a strange noise & you're just like - _ - WTF! WHO'S THERE?! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Movies used to be like 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' and 'Home Alone:' That's a regular guy in this movie that you enjoy… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Home Alone was a lot and a lot and a lot of standing and sitting and walking and running and it was… — Alex D. Linz Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you a home alone and someone knocks at the door... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The VCR is to the American film producer, as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone. — Jack Valenti Copy Share Image
On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
Unfriending me when I didn’t even know we were friends? It’s like breaking wind when you’re home alone. If I can’t smell… — George Takei Copy Share Image
You know, I don't walk home alone at night. If I drive into our courtyard after dark, I ask my partner to… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
Cuz when I'm gone lil mama home alone at every time. You never blowed my phone up yet cuz you respect the… — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
What’s wrong with just talking? Isn’t that why bars were invented? So you could talk to somebody over a drink—as opposed to… — Kate Klise Copy Share Image
In London everyone lives in small spaces so I found living in flatshares easy. I've never been bothered about privacy. If I'm… — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
When I am home alone I like to scatter my tackle across the floor and play with it. I may pretend I… — Howell Raines Copy Share Image
I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“With his total cholesterol over250 and his weight not far behind, there were no more Philly cheesesteaks, fries, and a large soda… — Lisa Unger Copy Share Image
Family is a wonderful thing, but it doesn't mean you can't do other stuff in your life. In fact, having a family… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Children recognized me from 'Home Alone' in Baghdad when I was visiting the troops there. When I was in Japan, when I… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
I dont think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because were pretty much two different kinds of actors. Hes done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor… — Jamzy Copy Share Image
He loved her for being so beautiful, and he hated her for it. He loved how she put shiny stuff on her… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
Chris Columbus, who directed the first two Harry Potter films and was the family comedy king through the '80s and '90s -… — Michael Koryta Copy Share Image
“What is the future of men who have lost sight of the past? Earl Hollsopple lived on the edge of civilization in… — Jennifer Ott Copy Share Image
“If we were home alone right now, I’d be fucking you, bent over the back of this chair we’re sitting on.” Squirming… — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Why did you come here tonight?” she asked. “Other than the fact that you’ve finally come to your senses and realize you… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
“The first time I saw Reverend Shuttlesworth, for example, he came strolling across the parking lot of the motel where I was… — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
