I'm interested in things when I don't know what they are. Like "Hey, Ray, what the hell is this?" Oh, that's lipstick… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Putin's an egomaniac, so there are two ways he can process his ego mania. He can say, "Oh, I stood up to… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I’m on your side. Gods are such jerks!… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You become a serious programmer by going through a stage where you are fully aware of the degree to which you know… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
I want people to feel that I've got their back, that they can count on me, and that the door's open, the… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The best compliment I ever had is, one day I was in Nashville, some disc jockey said, Hey, that sounds like a… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
Billy: So good... Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
My friend Lou Reed came to the end of his song. So very sad.But hey, Lou, you'll always take a walk on… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band: Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs? — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
They do put my films on TV from time to time. I don't go out of my way to watch them. But… — Mark Lester Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, my white friends would call me: 'Hey, Chief!' Even when I go to work now, people call… — Adam Beach Copy Share Image
I love it when these Internet dudes say to me, 'Hey man, we just want to be 'content neutral.' — Harvey Weinstein Copy Share Image
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There's a huge crowd out there that basically will go nuts recommending to every coach on the planet, "Hey, coach, I've been… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
I think the one advantage to a failed - recovering, but a pretty broken - economy, and a lot of broken promises,… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
