Hats Quotes · Page 19

I think of an author as somebody who goes into the marketplace and puts down his rug and says, "I will tell…

— Robertson Davies

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.

— Bo Burnham

I kept buying bucket hats. Next thing I knew, I felt like I didn't look right without one.

— Schoolboy Q

The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put…

— Bill Maher

There is such a thing as literary fashion, and prose and verse have been regulated by the same caprice that cuts our…

— Isaac D'Israeli

There are probably more annoying things than being hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish rock star in a cowboy hat,…

— Paul Theroux

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

— Woody Allen

Grandmother belongs to the generation of women who were satisfied to have men retain their vices, if they removed their hats.

— Margaret Deland

If you have a guy like Jermaine, it's a pain in the neck. When we were on the road together in Europe,…

— Pia Zadora

There are few things sweeter in this world than the guileless, hotheaded, intemperate, open admiration of a junior. Even a woman in…

— Rudyard Kipling

I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I…

— Bill Burr

(Talks about a school production) 'There was one solo; but it was a guy. It was this character called 'Freddy Fast Talk'…

— Taylor Swift

You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open…

— Judah Friedlander

I've been to dozens of concerts where attendees proudly wore NRA hats and t-shirts. In fact, the NRA partners with a number…

— Katie Pavlich

It's the chauffeur's outfit from hell, right down to the alligator shoes. I was wearing these alligator shoes and this very interesting…

— Dennis Haysbert

The apocalypse is coming, that's the one thing I like about George Bush, I really think he can get us into the…

— Patton Oswalt

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

— Bo Burnham

I'm the music guy, I get to wear the music hat, but being able to be that guy in the room is…

— Lin-Manuel Miranda

All you really need in life is some fresh water, a good hat, and a really good pair of shoes.

— Shirley MacLaine

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of…

— Peter Ustinov

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his…

— David Letterman

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

— Ambrose Bierce

I'm from Oklahoma. I mean, you can't have good hair in Oklahoma. That's why everyone wears hats. The wind just messes it…

— Ronnie Dunn

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

— David Burge

Every day's an adventure when I step out of my door. That's why I usually wear a hat and keep my head…

— Steve Buscemi

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

— George Carlin

I feel like I swallowed a Magritte. Like on the inside, I'm made of clouds and floating eyes, green apples, and slowly…

— Libba Bray

A mouse slid out from under his hat and scrambled down his sleeve, across his lap, and down to the floor. Nothing,'…

— Donita K. Paul

Everyone has seen photographs of Mexicans wearing those big sombreros. When you come to Mexico, the astonishing thing is, nobody wears these…

— Bruce Beresford

If you decide to do Hamlet in a funny hat staged in a ruined factory, it doesn't make you Shakespeare.

— William Monahan

Tipping your hat to a lady is good form. If you're at a dinner table, you'd most certainly take your hat off…

— Lyle Lovett

I collect hats, and I'm really big into Stetsons. Not particularly the Stetsons brand but that sort of fedora-type. I just think…

— Boyd Holbrook

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong…

— Flavor Flav

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

— Yogi Berra

Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at…

— George W. Bush

I think this [Feels like Christmas] is one of the greatest, most unsung albums ever. It's Cyndi Lauper, and it's called Hat…

— Alex Borstein

What I don't understand is why men have decided that they like wearing hats indoors. It makes no sense to me.

— Russell Smith

One of the challenges of wearing so many hats, is that I love each and every one of them!

— Andrea Davis Pinkney

With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want…

— Ted Alexandro

Hats off to starting a franchise younger than we all did in 'Twilight' and keeping your cool. The 'Harry Potter' men and…

— Kellan Lutz