Over the years I've come to understand a few things.. Happiness and strength endure only in the absence of hate. To hate alone is the road to disaster. To love is forever the road to strength. To love in spite… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception.… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow &… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell... — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions.With one small gesture you can change a person's life.For better or for worse.God puts us all in… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
