Hangover Quotes · Page 5

Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with…

— Kingsley Amis

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,…

— Mark Knopfler

Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.

— Mikhail Varshavski

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging…

— Christopher Titus

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

— Mike Tyson

If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any…

— Kenzaburo Oe

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is…

— Richard Pryor

I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.

— Diana Wynne Jones

I mean they [ Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis] are both just really good guys and also they're both extremely funny in very…

— Ed Helms

On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set.…

— Mike Epps

Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy…

— Liz Jensen

Overspending is as certain a part of the holiday season as overeating. But pushing away from both the table and the cash…

— Jeffrey Kluger

I always keep my script in the wings - a hangover from my rep days when we had no prompter and, if…

— Sheila Hancock

time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs…

— Meg O'Brien

Michael Winter’s fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life… harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder…

— Michael Crummey

I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day…

— Charles Bukowski

I was just fooling around with the piano and Todd [Phillips] was like, 'Hey there's a great spot in the movie [The…

— Ed Helms

“You were happy last night. This morning is a different story." "You think I have a hangover. I don't. Well a little…

— Linda Howard

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would…

— Colin Quinn

“Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used…

— Stephen King

The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good.

— Charles Bukowski

I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away…

— Anonymous

You will often see a young player have something of a hangover following a major tournament.

— Joachim Low

Some people try deliberately to exploit the colonial hangover for their own purpose, to serve an external force. To us, Communism is…

— Jomo Kenyatta

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with…

— Noel Gallagher

Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.

— Anonymous

Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning…

— Matthew McConaughey

For a century, women have binged on romance novels that encouraged them to associate intimidation with infatuation; it's no wonder that this…

— Stephanie Coontz

Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover.

— Anonymous

I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.

— Anonymous

Try to keep your mind. Try not to eat bad, try not to wake up with too bad of a hangover.

— Cass McCombs

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable…

— Robert Black

This goes out to my bestie.. You know who you are! Hah got nothing better to do tonight. Didn't feel like another…

— Anonymous

I think every Delhi guy who comes to Mumbai has a huge Shah Rukh hangover. He has been so good with the…

— Tahir Raj Bhasin

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

— Margaret Cho

I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little…

— Todd Phillips

“He is like ice cream without the calories or whiskey without the hangover. He's a drug. My drug.”

— Carmel Rhodes

Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash.

— Janet Fitch

Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding.

— Anonymous

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a…

— Alan Garner