Hangover Quotes · Page 5

My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.

— Heather Morris

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

— Dorothy Parker

Parents create guilt. That is the greatest sin against humanity. To create guilt in a child is criminal because once the guilt…

— Rajneesh

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I…

— Tracey Emin

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the…

— George Mikes

You are literally too stupid to insult.

— Ed Helms

'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world.

— Todd Phillips

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the…

— P. G. Wodehouse

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work,…

— Zach Galifianakis

I was always nervous about coming back to Australia which was a complete hangover of the days when I left when ballet…

— Robert Helpmann

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

— Linda Sunshine

The piano song that I do in the movie [The Hangover], it's a great example, that was never - that wasn't in…

— Ed Helms

Every time I'd go out drinking I was looking for something new. But it was the same every time. I'd wake up…

— James Hetfield

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

— Craig Revel Horwood

Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not…

— George W. Bush

I'd love to do a movie with females in it, and not necessarily the female version of 'The Hangover,' but I'd love…

— Todd Phillips

I think every Delhi guy who comes to Mumbai has a huge Shah Rukh hangover. He has been so good with the…

— Tahir Raj Bhasin

We still find very few [stocks] that even mildly interest us. That dismal fact is testimony to the insanity of valuations reached…

— Warren Buffett

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

— Eddie Condon

“The lovely effects of champagne were quite gone and only the nasty ones were left; the taste in the mouth, the splitting…

— Monica Dickens

The effects of mescalin or LSD can be, in some respects, far more satisfying than those of alcohol. To begin with, they…

— Colin Wilson

Thanks for complimenting the tan I achieved by passing out hungover on a towel.

— Anonymous

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

— Joyce Brothers

The only time I tried alcohol my hangover lasted for days, and I decided never again.

— Jim Kerr

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out…

— Ike Barinholtz