Hangover Quotes · Page 4

Wake Up! There's more to life than a good night and a hangover.

— JDWhyNot

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Love is just the hangover after a tequila shot of stupidity.

— Shubham Joshi

“Love gives the best of highs But also the worst of hangovers.”

— Justin Wetch

My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.

— Heather Morris

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

— Zach Galifianakis

I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.

— Anonymous

“If it's possible to have a reading hangover, I have one.”

— Erika Swyler

The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good.

— Charles Bukowski

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,…

— Mark Knopfler

Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.

— Mikhail Varshavski

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

— Mike Tyson

If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any…

— Kenzaburo Oe

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging…

— Christopher Titus

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is…

— Richard Pryor

I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.

— Diana Wynne Jones

We still find very few [stocks] that even mildly interest us. That dismal fact is testimony to the insanity of valuations reached…

— Warren Buffett

There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want…

— Jamie Chung

If any player has a bad game it's there in the back of your mind in the next game. There's always a…

— Rio Ferdinand

“You okay?’ Nate asked warily. My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. ‘I look like the Bride…

— Samantha Young

Whenever life gets to be too much for me, I have a hard time keeping my eyes open. Sleeping is cheaper and…

— Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

I always say 'Knocked Up' opened the doors, and 'Hangover' just burst it wide open. To this day, it's still surreal. And…

— Ken Jeong

I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights…

— John Steinbeck

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers,…

— Charles Bukowski

Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne…

— Paris Hilton

When we were not shooting [The Hangover] we were sleeping, so pretty much every waking moment we spent together. And, you know,…

— Ed Helms

“You were happy last night. This morning is a different story." "You think I have a hangover. I don't. Well a little…

— Linda Howard

I was just fooling around with the piano and Todd [Phillips] was like, 'Hey there's a great spot in the movie [The…

— Ed Helms

“Patty knew that feeling, a dream hangover, like when she jumped up from a panicky sleep at 2 in the morning and…

— Gillian Flynn

I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making…

— Linda Howard

“There is no escape. You can’t be a vagabond and an artist and still be a solid citizen, a wholesome, upstanding man.…

— Hermann Hesse

“Alan Campbell opened one eye. From somewhere in remote distances, muffled beyond sight or sound, his soul crawled back painfully, through subterranean…

— John Dickson Carr

“couldn’t sleep off shame like one could a hangover.”

— E.N. Joy

I'll be in late because I'm hungover or have a job interview.

— Anonymous

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.

— Kingsley Amis

Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit.

— Anonymous

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover

— Jimmy Breslin

“I've got a hangover, okay? So I'm not very... It's not easy sometimes.”

— Kirsty Eagar

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

— Garrison Keillor

The only true hangover remedy is to never stop being drunk.

— Anonymous